Was ist eigentlich das Gegenteil von »Gegenteil«?
Ich mag das Gegenteil nicht. Außer bei Schuhen und Socken. »Wozu Socken? Sie schaffen nur Löcher!« Ein Loch ist, grob definiert, ein Nichts mit etwas drumrum. Etwas mehr Disziplin bitte. Der Assoziationsblaster (english).
Am I Wrong?
Partykeller seems to have a comeback after more than two month! Very fine. I already gave up hope and took my farewell speech. As usual excellent links on this weblog like this tasty movie (9 MB!). For the lucky fellows who got a fast internet connection: here is the better quality 30 MB file.
Circles are Round
Human: "What is the definition of a romantic relationship?"
Computer: "I try to be agreeable."
This is an excerpt from some gossip between a human and a computer. If you need someone who can listen to your problems try a session with psychiatrist Eliza. Or do you want to know more about "how can freedom of will occur in a universe governed by scientific laws"? Curious? Then maybe you should take a look at this intro cours on artificial intelligence (zipped) by Steve Belleguelle. Towards the end of the text I knew what the author meant when he said: "You might well find a packet of paracetamol to be a good investment!" (via langreiter.com)
Happy New Year!
World Complot Uncovered at the End of the Millennium!
Did you know? Sex does not exist! It´s a product of the industry! The fairy-tale of sex is the greatest complot in modern times! So next time you have sex you should remember that it´s the result of a deranged phantasy.
Jesus brauchte auch keine Anabolika!
Put on your solar eclipse sunglasses and take the risk to look at the Christen Front Jugendabteilung. In fact this site is only for young and healthy people. Be warned: If you have problems with your heart functions you should abstain from visiting this site. You will experience a colour shower you will tell your great grandchildren. When your eyes got used to the illumination you should concentrate your attention to the content by these brave young boys and girls. Very touching.
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Oh you my Partykeller, source of inspirations, you seem to run dry. Why did there fall this deep silence on you? Why so surprisingly unexpected? Not even a farewell letter you left behind. We are in deep sorrow - haaaaaalllllllooo, ist da jemand?
Alle Jahre wieder...
Merry Christmas, enjoy your new pair of socks and have funfunfun! Everyone who prefers to open all doors on his advent calendar at once should join the adventure team on sensomatic (via mediensalat).
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