Win a Chance to Shower with Jesus
»Young women interested in bathing with Jesus can now have their dream come true. Not only will you make a new friend, but you will be supporting good hygiene and benefiting the environment by conserving water. ...« - www.jesus.com
Everything you always wanted to know about Jesus, but were afraid to ask. This Jesus seems to be a nice guy. He is 27 years old, single, nonsmoker, has a fulltime job (I always knew it!), lives in Northern Virginia, USA, and is well-known in the whole world. Ladies, don´t waste your time!
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some ought to wash the dirty hippy shit.
Posted by loony yank, 07/12/2003 4:52pm (20 years ago)
i love jesus
Oh! I would LOVE to bathe with my good friend, Jesus. *muah*
Posted by Sister Rosella Summe, 02/10/2003 9:25pm (21 years ago)
Jesus is a lovely man
I really love Jesus in a religious kind of way, i would love to bathe with him, actually it would be an honour. So i could see his man tackle in the water. I want to stroke his manly beard and rub where his nails used to be, I would love to squirt my man juice in his hairy face and bum him all over bethlehem, To be honest forget the bathing cos I am allergic to water anyway, please just let me win the competition and stroke Jesus' fine ass. Just check out his ass in that fine cloak I swear it's better than any Jennifer Lopez shite, please let me win the competition because I want the son of God to sit on my face.
love Kev x x x x x x x
Posted by Kev Armstrong, 30/09/2003 3:54pm (21 years ago)
I want to bathe with Jesus
hello my name is Daniel Fullard, it has always been my dream to bathe with Jesus, I would love to be in the bath with the great man himself. I am serious I want to bathe with Jesus and if you stand in my way then I will set up my own religion of devil worshiping sheep fuckers, and I will travel the land and slaughter millions of innocent sheep dogs, yours faithfully
Daniel Fullard
Posted by Daniel Fullard, 30/09/2003 2:12pm (21 years ago)
I would love to bathe with jesus!!!
oh my god i freaking love jesus. I love him in hell.
i would really like to take jesues to hell by drowing him in the shower.
Posted by big poppa, 28/05/2002 7:47pm (22 years ago)
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