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Win a Chance to Shower with Jesus

Jesus»Young women interested in bathing with Jesus can now have their dream come true. Not only will you make a new friend, but you will be supporting good hygiene and benefiting the environment by conserving water. ...« - www.jesus.com

Everything you always wanted to know about Jesus, but were afraid to ask. This Jesus seems to be a nice guy. He is 27 years old, single, nonsmoker, has a fulltime job (I always knew it!), lives in Northern Virginia, USA, and is well-known in the whole world. Ladies, don´t waste your time!

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Jesus got a new address!

Seems like he moved to http://www.datejesus.com . I wonder if the guys who now own http://www.jesus.com really payed that one million bucks to get the url or if they just sued Jesus? Well, lord only knows ...

Posted by Anatol, 22/02/2005 5:25pm (17 years ago)

I luv Jesus

I would luv to bum jesus coz I am a dirty smelly puff who fucks David Anderson in his big fat ass. I luv to have three ways with Fat Dave and Fat Carl Briggs coz he is a fat tosser aswell. I like getting squashed between them in a massive fat gay orgy. But I want to bum jesus aswell because I am sick of fucking fat people!

Daz 4 Jesus 4eva xxx

Posted by Darren Massam, 07/05/2004 2:30pm (18 years ago)

I am fat

I want to shower with jesus because i am a bummer, i am really fat and i want to shag jesus in his fine ass and squirt my juices in his face coz im a big fat bummer!!!
luv dave xxxx

Posted by david anderson, 02/04/2004 12:13pm (18 years ago)

Adam Burlinson

I want to bathe with jesus cos i luv him and he luvs me (mwah) love adam!!

Posted by Anonymous, 02/04/2004 12:13pm (18 years ago)

some ought to wash the dirty hippy shit.

Posted by loony yank, 07/12/2003 4:52pm (18 years ago)

i love jesus

Oh! I would LOVE to bathe with my good friend, Jesus. *muah*

Posted by Sister Rosella Summe, 02/10/2003 9:25pm (18 years ago)

Jesus is a lovely man

I really love Jesus in a religious kind of way, i would love to bathe with him, actually it would be an honour. So i could see his man tackle in the water. I want to stroke his manly beard and rub where his nails used to be, I would love to squirt my man juice in his hairy face and bum him all over bethlehem, To be honest forget the bathing cos I am allergic to water anyway, please just let me win the competition and stroke Jesus' fine ass. Just check out his ass in that fine cloak I swear it's better than any Jennifer Lopez shite, please let me win the competition because I want the son of God to sit on my face.
love Kev x x x x x x x

Posted by Kev Armstrong, 30/09/2003 3:54pm (18 years ago)

I want to bathe with Jesus

hello my name is Daniel Fullard, it has always been my dream to bathe with Jesus, I would love to be in the bath with the great man himself. I am serious I want to bathe with Jesus and if you stand in my way then I will set up my own religion of devil worshiping sheep fuckers, and I will travel the land and slaughter millions of innocent sheep dogs, yours faithfully
Daniel Fullard

Posted by Daniel Fullard, 30/09/2003 2:12pm (18 years ago)

I would love to bathe with jesus!!!

oh my god i freaking love jesus. I love him in hell.
i would really like to take jesues to hell by drowing him in the shower.

Posted by big poppa, 28/05/2002 7:47pm (20 years ago)

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